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- You watch movies/TV/do Tae-Bo off of your computer,
- You have a Web Development Office,
- Your Math professor clarifies in his syllabus that "An orc ate my homework" is not an excuse,
- Your fraternities make Flash websites to promote their party,
- You know what "http://" stands for,
- Your Athletic Facilities have wireless network capabilities,
- Your President Announces his retirement via e-mail,
- Youve found that its more cost effective and efficient to download movies then go to a movie theater,
- Your collection of divx/xvid/avi movies burned onto CD outnumbers your DVD collection,
- You host a Counter-Strike server,
- You consider 4 hours a good nights sleep and/or partake in the NyQuil/No-Doz cycle,
- You get flamed for sending out an e-mail, but forgetting to attach the files you reference in your e-mail,
- You have phone numbers of late night take out places programmed into your phone,
- You converse/argue with your roommates over IM or e-mail,
- Your friends consider you "on the rebound" after your computer crashes,
- Your first real conversation with your future significant other was over the language your intro programming class was in,
- Your professor asks if you have "downloaded" the information from the board before he "deletes" it,
- You can check the status of your laundry online,
- Someone says G-Nuke, and you don't think of rap,
- Someone says, "There was a big tiff in that email" and you dont know whether they mean an argument or the picture file format,
- You walk into your computer science building, you don't think twice about the building hours being posted on the door in a Microsoft Windows dialog box,
- A single computer program has changed your life as you know it,
- You have more hdd's lying around your room than are in your computer,
- You purchase your first home and the master bedroom becomes the computer room,
- You web cast your wedding, or post it on the The Social Web,
- You have a bumper sticker that reads: There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
- You own any apparel with the Linux penguin on it,
- You know your MAC address better than your social security number,
- You set up a website, LiveJournal and AIM handle for your child,
- You abide by a strict code of ethics for using "Reply" versus "Reply All",
- You email yourself reminders,
- You wish your friend a Happy Birthday with an ASCII art email,
- There are two members of the opposite gender on your bed, and you're on your computer,
- You convince your friends how well you know them by reciting their UNIX logins,
- The weekly gossip includes why DC++ got shut down,
- You only know one meaning of PDA: Personal Digital Assistant,
- You use an ethernet cable to measure your waist size,
- You know the font, size and color of all of the people on your buddy list,
- You refer to a SanDisk USB flash drive (complete with lanyard) around someone's neck as "Bling, bling",
- You have talked to your roomate via a microphone and AIM's talk function,
- You have seen at least 5 people crowd around a computer to watch a movie,
- Your professor emulates Windows on a Linux machine and people in the class applaud,
- You have dreams (or nightmares) about Excel,
- You have your computer set to refresh your email every minute,
- You think it's quaint when someone asks you for mailing list help,
- You turn nouns into verbs. Hypontenuse, Google and Facebook,
- You've searched for "google" on Google,
- You label your personal possessions with your UNIX username,
- 1 TB of hard drive space isn't enough anymore,
- You shun people who use Internet Explorer,
- You have ever turned a Christmas tree into a web server,
- You've ever webcast your New Year's Eve party, so people can "party remotely",
- You've used IM to talk to your roommate, when you were the only two in the room,
- Your mother buys you sheets to match your computer's LEDs,
- You make your own Firefox extensions, purely for the functionality of others,
- You email yourself important things (phone numbers, directions) to your GMail account with certain keywords for easy searching, and consider it a "safe place",
- You effectively shut down the internet for your entire floor by sending 20,000 TiVo packets per second (367 mbps) to one user,
- You don't realize your roommate is in your forced double (read: single room with two people) for over 20 minutes until you check your buddy list and see that she's online,
- You created a wiki for yourself,
- You can't sit at your desk with out the machine running and the monitor on,
- You accidentally type UNIX commands in AIM windows,
- You look for a date on a file sharing program,
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